Author: Brandon

  • Anyone Feeling Just Whelmed?

    March 19, 2021
    You're busy, aren't you? Of course you are.  You're awake, and most of you reading this right now are living…
  • Joe: The A-Hole We All Need

    March 12, 2021
    "And tell everyone how cool I am.  Without telling everybody how cool I am."   These are the words spoken…
  • Yoga and The Angry Black Man

    February 25, 2021
    In the fall of 2002, I was 220 pounds, starting a new career as a performer, freshly dumped by my…
  • Thursday, the High Holy Day

    February 18, 2021
    I love Thursdays. Weekends get a lot of love. Mondays get some unfair hatred.  Any good comedy writer will tell…
  • Picasso: Ice Cubist

    February 14, 2021
    Pablo Picasso, the 20th-century badass painter, said, "Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." I learned this…
  • A note for the first 50: “It’s been weird, right?”

    February 11, 2021
    Shut Up a Second – this blog project where I throw together what I’m thinking about into sentences that I…