Author: Brandon

  • April 2, 2021
    Easter is mine.   Well, technically, it’s for all of us, I guess. Celebrate as you like, please.  But if…
  • March 19, 2021
    You're busy, aren't you? Of course you are.  You're awake, and most of you reading this right now are living…
  • March 12, 2021
    "And tell everyone how cool I am.  Without telling everybody how cool I am."   These are the words spoken…
  • February 25, 2021
    In the fall of 2002, I was 220 pounds, starting a new career as a performer, freshly dumped by my…
  • February 18, 2021
    I love Thursdays. Weekends get a lot of love. Mondays get some unfair hatred.  Any good comedy writer will tell…
  • February 14, 2021
    Pablo Picasso, the 20th-century badass painter, said, "Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." I learned this…