April 2, 2021Easter is mine. Well, technically, it’s for all of us, I guess. Celebrate as you like, please. But if…
March 19, 2021You're busy, aren't you? Of course you are. You're awake, and most of you reading this right now are living…
March 12, 2021"And tell everyone how cool I am. Without telling everybody how cool I am." These are the words spoken…
February 25, 2021In the fall of 2002, I was 220 pounds, starting a new career as a performer, freshly dumped by my…
February 18, 2021I love Thursdays. Weekends get a lot of love. Mondays get some unfair hatred. Any good comedy writer will tell…
February 14, 2021Pablo Picasso, the 20th-century badass painter, said, "Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth." I learned this…
